*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)
types of friends:
- the hot one
- the skinny one
- the skinny hot one
- the obligation
- the hater
- the past
- the one you actually like
when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn
773. A muggleborn gets in a duel and is disarmed. His pureblood opponent is shocked when it comes back to his hand. He had it on a bungee.
people who can fall asleep within five minute of lying down are not actually human beings but thousands of bedbugs in a flesh suit who dont require sleep and are merely waiting for you to lower your guard
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….
|—||My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)|
772. Muggleborns giving the Sorting Hat a hard time by insisting that they are Divergent.