me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

candiedrust:

thekusabi:

What Japanese students do in their free time.

now these all make sense

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

mugglebornheadcanon:

624. A pureblood says “I don’t know about you” and all the muggleborn kids start singing 22 by Taylor Swift and all the purebloods are confused because no one at Hogwarts is 22.

I CANT SLEEP AND MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IS TOMORROW AND ITS ALREADY ONE THIRTY AM AND I HAVE TO BE UP BY FIVE SOMEONE SEND HELP

inknose:

HE’S ACTUALLY ROCKING BACK AND FORTH WITH A CASE OF THE WARM FUZZIES… IE, EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT (T▽T)

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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